Cand da stressu’ peste tine |

…la lucru, poti sa dai si tu una din replicile urmatoare:

Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.
This isn’t an office. It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing, I still have most of it left.
I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
YOU!!… off my planet!!!
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose.
Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be…..?
I’m not crazy. I’ve been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.
Back off!! You’re standing in my aura.
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it.
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Wait…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Chaos, panic and disorder , my work here is done.
Ambivalent? Well yes and no.
You look like shit. Is that the style now?
Earth is full. Go home.
Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.
You are depriving some village of an idiot.
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

Sursa acestor replici este un link pe care nu-l dau, ca’s a dracu’ si linku mi-a parvenit de la Super Andrea (happy now, girlie???).

14 Comments

cropcircles

14.12.2007 at 08:43 Reply

Asta cu hard-on fu tare di tat.

cropcircles

14.12.2007 at 08:43 Reply

No pun intended 😀

miclowan

14.12.2007 at 10:37 Reply

eu de abia astept sa de a peste mine si sa incep sa i le insirui pe toate ca pe o incantatie :-j

diamond

14.12.2007 at 11:08 Reply

am dat linkul ca mass ;))

Oby

14.12.2007 at 12:57 Reply

Favs:

-YOU!!… off my planet!!!
-Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. (desigur asta ar merge si intoarsa :D)

ashblonde

14.12.2007 at 22:42 Reply

da, nu mai pot de fericire…visul meu s-a indeplinit…totusi, as face unele schimbari….sa apara la titlu si sa fie link catre ceva care ma reprezinta :)))

de ce?

14.12.2007 at 22:58 Reply

deontologia! unde e deontologia?? :))

zulu

14.12.2007 at 23:58 Reply

F— The System

siemprecontra

15.12.2007 at 00:53 Reply

*i never forget a face and i can remember both of yours.
*i`m not your type, i have a pulse.
*i like babies too, let`s swap recipes.
*don`t make me mad. I`m running out of places to hide the bodies.
*mummy, when i grow up i wanna be a neurotic bitch, just like you.

p.s. le citisem intr`o cartulie micuta de buzunar adusa de cineva din anglia:) nice indeed.

Tomata

15.12.2007 at 12:55 Reply

@ cropcircles –> Da, si mie mi-au placut, mai ales cele ingrosate (replicile). 😛

@ miclowan –> :)) Sa imi povestesti cum a decurs discutia.

@ diamond –> Merci, sper ca s-au distrat.

@ Oby –> Preferatele mele sunt: 1, 8, 17, 18 (il am ca status pe messul de la lucru :D) 26 si 30 😀

@ ashblonde –> O sa fie un post cu numele tau, da’ sa nu te plangi pentru link. 😛

@ de ce? –> Am eu şustele mele, nu te baga tu, da? 😛

@ zulu –> As always, blame it on the system.

@ siemprecontra –> =)) Multumesc mult pentru completari, sunt foarte amuzante.