Installing a husband
Chestie super amuzanta primita pe mail (merci Miha) (deci s-ar putea ca multi dintre voi sa o stiti deja). Am vrut sa impartasesc:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support
16 Comments
Food For Depression
O stiam, dar e din categoria oldie but goldie 🙂
Richie
N-o stiam si e binevenita.
Alina
Eu o stiam pe dos… adica un tip era disperat dupa ce trecuse de la Girlfriend 5.0 la Wife 1.0 🙂
Radu S
foarte tare 🙂 si eu stiam numai cu girlfriend nustiucat.
insa aia de la tech support sunt handi, ca in mod cert nu a fost atenta la instalarea programului, erau ceva optiuni de bifat acolo, dar asa e cand nu esti atent 😉
Gloria
Ha ha! Excelent! Prima oara cand citesc asa ceva!
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esk
Rad manzeste, pot depune marturie ca asa e, in schimb ithoughtyoulovedme.html, Tears 6.2 si Guilt 3.0 nu-l fac sa ruleze Jewelry 2.0 si/sau Flowers 3.5 ci Numaiziprostii 1.0 si Maenerveazacandtesmiorcai 3.1
adizzy
da excelent..eu stiam alta varianta 🙂 da si asta e tare faina
dn
si de amant 1.0 si 2.0 versiunea beta nu zice nimic?:))
evergreen
eu nici n-am ajuns la Husband o.1 si tre’ sa resoftez programul :)))))))
INTJ
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Ciupanezul
Asta se intampla cand instalezi aiurea si dai numai next, next, ok.
Tomata
lollitta
🙂 mi-a placut. la mine pe mail inca n-a ajuns
iKoupOn
Veche tare chestia, si era cu wife si girlfriend … evident, trebuia sa fie si varianta care le fac pe femei sa zambeasca ….
Tomata