Cand da stressu’ peste tine

…la lucru, poti sa dai si tu una din replicile urmatoare:

  1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
  2. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
  3. Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.
  4. This isn’t an office. It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting.
  5. I started out with nothing, I still have most of it left.
  6. I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
  7. YOU!!… off my planet!!!
  8. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose.
  9. Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control.
  10. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  11. And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be…..?
  12. I’m not crazy. I’ve been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
  13. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
  14. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  15. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
  16. I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
  17. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.
  18. Back off!! You’re standing in my aura.
  19. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
  20. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it.
  21. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
  22. Wait…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
  23. Chaos, panic and disorder , my work here is done.
  24. Ambivalent? Well yes and no.
  25. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
  26. Earth is full. Go home.
  27. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
  28. I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
  29. A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.
  30. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
  31. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

Sursa acestor replici este un link pe care nu-l dau, ca’s a dracu’ si linku mi-a parvenit de la Super Andrea (happy now, girlie???).

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